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Should have held on a little longer.
You know how Yankees are, keeping everything just in case - bits of string, squares of flattened foil, bread bags....Well, these folks should have kept this.... :Taken on March 11, 2011 - 64 days after...
View ArticleBrushing my teeth & thinking...
This morning my thought process jumped on the Facebook-Reunion-Sex-Childbirth train.I realize that this will immediately get some people thinking that I've got a big "Whoopsie! :)" revelation coming,...
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I think there is another, simpler, word for this.
One reason, among several, why I no longer possess the will to continue the "whole online dating thing" is polyamory.Poly-huh-wha? you are probably thinking. Yeah, you don't want to know. Oh, well,...
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Not quite a Volvo....
This morning I got to drive one of these:I don't get it about cars - four wheels, goes forward, yah yah yah.But now I get it about THIS car. It handled beautifully. And now me wanty.Fortunately my good...
View ArticleHow do YOU end a conversation?
Are you ever on a telephone conversation with someone and they end it with "ok, well I have to let you go."That seriously is irritating. I feel like somehow I am getting fired from the conversation or...
View ArticleHas this ever happened to you?
So a couple of years back, like 3 or maybe 5, I woke up one day and found I could no longer stand both guacamole and The Doors, oh, and also the Rolling Stones.F*cking weird.I still can't eat guacamole...
View ArticleOsama's last words....
"Damn you auto correct"...Thank you Apple, for supplying a way to not only track terrorists, but to then assist foiling sleeper cell activation!
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The $62,000 handbag. Seriously.
The $62,000 Hermes handbag, which is pre-owned but never carried, begs the $64,000 question: who on EARTH would spend that much on a pre-owned,but never carried, handbag?See, I am not even kidding....
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Friends don't let friends drink and cycle....
Saw this bike parked outside Hollywood Liquors last night.A 40 and no helmet.Yes, I checked for both.**Correction**I generically call anything larger than 12oz a "forty". So to be very specific this is...
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Headline fail.
Actually it's attendant.However, at the end of the day I can't say sh*t because I always spell "independent" as "independant", although it's not so egregious an error when you aren't the headline...
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Day of the Triffids?
I came upon this plant on my way to work today:That is some mighty plant growing out of a crack in the sidewalk. Anyone know what it is? Because I am thinking triffid.
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Open air drug market? Didn't see that one coming.....
I am incredulous that none of the first 9 comments made reference to the location.Usually apoplectic South Enders erupt in a frenzy of NIMBY-ism at the mere thought of lumping WeMa/EaMel* in with the...
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Birds of a rusty metal feather flock to....
the nearest street corner and smoke together because they are bok-bok-badass!This is the chicken that I threatened to buy for the Evil twin and the BiL back in March:But the Evil Twin kiboshed that...
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Nevermind Whitey, I wanna know where the Vermeer is...
I am convinced that with the arrest of James "Whitey" Bulger, there are several shady art collectors collectively crapping themselves right now.In case you don't recall, back in 1990 the Isabella...
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Remember that plant from the other day......
This one here. I was subsequently informed that it was a mullein plant, aka a "toilet paper planet" on account of its Charmin-like leaves.But I still think it's a triffid.Someone took the time to try...
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Boooom goes the sidewalk....
Walked past an unseen fire that sent noxious smoke billowing out through a sidewalk grate today. A big cloud of smoke would billow out from a grate in the sidewalk after something Down There made a big...
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Spiral thinking....
Sometimes I read about something and from there my thoughts spiral out to absurd extremes.Like when I read about the last space shuttle launch. I thought about how small the astronauts are in...
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Hmmm. I am not sure THAT is the reaction they were looking for....
Check out the "reaction" to Myra Kraft's passing on Boston.com today:In case you can't read it:I mean, considering how the actress Megan Fox allegedly got fired for comparing director Michael Bay to...
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Thanks for nothing Clint!
I went to Loudon on Sunday for the Sprint Cup race. Yep, I love NASCAR.In the fantasy league I belong to we get to pick drivers once per season so the trick is to use your drivers wisely. You have to...
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Skunk or Weed?
There is a section on my street that every so often seriously stinks like skunk. Super pungent skunk.But since it happens in the same general area, at about the same general time, more than once a week...
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A new entry in the Canon of Truly Useless Crap
A two mile bridal train has got to be the most pointless thing created by man, after the square wheel, of course.If you can convince me of the artistic merit or relative social value of a two mile long...
View ArticleI am not the only one who does this, right?
I noticed that when I hear gunshots, I count the minutes between shots fired and police sirens the same way I count the seconds between a lightning flash and a thunderclap to see how far away the storm...
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Oh Bobby K, please don't. Just, don't.
Trust me, I think everyone should be doing "it" until they drop dead. People move on in life and that is a good thing.However there is something about this:That reminds me of that:This is just not...
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Uh oh the Gods are pissed!
There is a wicked storm just passing to the north of the office today.This is at 2pm or so today.Scary looking. Also with lightning - sheets and bolts.
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True or false.....
According to Boston.com, the wee isle of Nantucket is "a posh island resort".Dear readers who frequent the lil' rock o' Nantucket: is this true?Or would you say this is false?(about the posh...
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